Here’s my attempt at keeping this show alive long after it has past. The Wire alignment chart shows all of us where some of the key character stand on the Dungeons and Dragons scale. I’m surprised that someone could pull this off considering that there are so many character in that show. Obviously missing: Calvin “Boadie” Broadus.

I would put him in Lawful Good, but his set of rules is a lot different than everyone else’s. I also noticed that my favorite characters, Stringer and Marlo, are on the evil side of the scale. I think the universe it trying to tell me something. I need to get in the drug game and sell 8 balls of cocaine.