Mila Kunis Is Now Single. I’ll Be in My Bunk.
And with the New Year, we bring good news, internet nerds. Mila Kunis, the rugmunching star of Black Swan, has parted ways with Kevin McAllister. Yep, that’s right. Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis have ended their relationship and now we can all plan our swoops.
We knew Black Swan star Mila Kunis had been quietly dating child star Macaulay Culkin for seven years, so when he never turned up at any of Kunis’s many recent press events, we assumed they were just keeping their relationship low-key. The two seemed like that rare thing in Hollywood: a cute, semi-normal couple. But, of course, stardom gets ‘em in the end: As Kunis’s star has risen, her relationship has faltered. The actress’s rep confirmed to the Post today that Mila and Macaulay have parted ways, with Kunis now confronting the Kanye West getting laid/getting paid dichotomy: when you’re getting one, and the other’s getting away. [Page Six/NYP]
This is great news. With the crushing blow that is Natalie Portman’s pregnancy/engagement, we have now have an actress who’s willing to takes the reins from her. Mila, prepare for your sweaty, bacne-filled, shrine-worship.