Articles in the Etcetera Category
And with the New Year, we bring good news, internet nerds. Mila Kunis, the rugmunching star of Black Swan, has parted ways with Kevin McAllister. Yep, that’s right. Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis have ended their relationship and now we can all plan our swoops.
Hey there, boys and girls. It’s that time of the year where we have to step back from the computer and do that all ol’ fashion tradition of spending time with the families. For you baby daddies with different mommas, you have more than one family to be spending time with and it shouldn’t be in front of a computer.
A Firefly loyalist recently approached David O. Russell, director of The Fighter, to replace Mark Wahlberg for Nathan Fillion in his upcoming film, Uncharted. I love Firefly as the next guy, but I know that I’m in no position to give advice to a director on decisions that have million-dollar consequences.
Let me be clear. The thought of Morgan Freeman being dead is not funny to me. But the fact that CNN reported on his death and then acted like it never happened is hilarious. The rumor was cleared up by his PR people, but this is one of those stories that anyone can share at a campfire.
Diddy threw a party for a recent album release, I believe. But it could’ve easily been mistaken for another one of his name changes. The setting is important because Diddy’s parties is one of the few places where this could have happened. One of the model’s hair caught fire while in a bathtub. Cue laughter.
Kansas has got to be the most simplest state ever in the history of film. If it wasn’t, there wouldn’t be so many movies reminding us of that we aren’t in Kansas anymore. When Dorothy spouted these famous lines, a cliche was born. Since then, we’ve been comparing our current surroundings as the opposite of a place we’ve never been to.
Miramax, which has been subject to new ownership, is teaming up with The Weinstein Company to produce several questionable projects. More specifically, they’re convinced that sequels are their lifeboat and have decided to reboot a lot of movies that no one cares to have rebooted.
Winona Ryder recently admitted in the interview that she knew Mel Gibson was crazy all along. She discovered it 15 years ago while at some Hollywood party, but there was no Web 2.0 to tell anyone. If people remembered me for my kleptomania, I would do the same thing as Winona.
This has gotta be the best Mark Wahlberg meme since “Say Hi to Ya Mutha Fuh Me.” And in the spirit of the award season, we have to add that this clip is for your consideration for Mark Wahlberg in the category of “Best of Everything.” Who’s gonna win the award? NAWT YOU!